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Penis Possessed
FLORIDA — Natasha Myers, apparently preoccupied with the male penis, keyed some guy’s car because he didn’t stop for pedestrians. So in her form of justice, she keyed the side and hood of the car, drawing a large penis on the vehicle’s hood. She left a note on the car as well, telling the owner “not to be a dick.”
Artist’s Portrayal
The uptight news media won’t release a photo of the penis etching nor the surveillance video of Myers drawing it because it is offensive and graphic. Sources say it will cost some $1,240 to repair the car’s paint. See The Smoking Gun to look at the police report.
“Myers approached the car, whipped out her keys, and began to key the Kia’s passenger side “so hard it exposed the bare metal underneath.” She then took to the SUV’s hood and began to sketch a giant penis on it with the keys.”
YOU PEOPLE NEED TO STOP OBSESSING ABOUT MEN’S DICKS! IT’S UNHEALTHY & ABNORMAL! GIVE US A BREAK AND GET LAID!
Stop it. Stop it. STOP IT!
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